Did you see my post? While you were hunting and photographing mushrooms, I was writing a three-novel series. I don't know what's wrong with me. I can't help it.
Some where I see an exhausted chef in a test kitchen at Dominos trying to reinvent the restaurant chain only to have every creation slowly reveal itself after hours of hard earnest work to just be pizza yet again…this man is slowly driven insane…he becomes, The Noid…
@lonelyspire.bsky.social · 6h ago
Dominoes owns a coffee shop Just think about that for second
@lonelyspire.bsky.social · 6h ago
I wouldn't even blame em for it, i mean pizza is hard work
@mcooper63.bsky.social · 1 points · 6h ago
Remember calzones?
@poetdevotee.bsky.social · 3h ago
Did you see my post? While you were hunting and photographing mushrooms, I was writing a three-novel series. I don't know what's wrong with me. I can't help it.
@mbeau1985.bsky.social · 2h ago
Some where I see an exhausted chef in a test kitchen at Dominos trying to reinvent the restaurant chain only to have every creation slowly reveal itself after hours of hard earnest work to just be pizza yet again…this man is slowly driven insane…he becomes, The Noid…
@mbeau1985.bsky.social · 2h ago
The screen goes dark and an orchestra swells, then suddenly….
@parsingphase.dev · 4 points · 6h ago
All creatures converge to crab. All food converges to pizza.
@lexaproluthor.bsky.social · 1 points · 6h ago
Pizza carcinization is empirical evidence that pizza is objectively the best food.
@loratheexplorer.bsky.social · 2h ago
They now have 2 squares in a rectangular box -- a domino! Absolute innovation.
@grainnebrennan.bsky.social · 6h ago
🤣🤣🤣
@naptime48.bsky.social · 2h ago
dominos funds militant pro life organisations