3.8k points by @missybbbobtail.bsky.social in bsky.app · 3h ago · 106 bluesky
My cat has 2 lap settings:
1. You attempted to lift your leg, but I am the weight of 10,000 dying suns, & I will not be disturbed. You will perish here.
2. You moved your ankle 1/10000th of an inch. I am leaving immediately. You've offended not only me but my ancestors.